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“Manicuring a Manatee,” a promo video for Why You Were Off.

Methinks they didn’t get a real manatee to make those sounds.

brainboww: It’s a pug. It’s a manatee. It’s a Pug-atee! I don’t know whether I want to hug it or back away slowly or throw a rock at it or what. ….Looks so smushy though. Like a nice sofa for me to sleep on. Also reminds me of a giant slug. Slug pug. Splug. [via @hey_yes_wat]

brainboww:

It’s a pug. It’s a manatee. It’s a Pug-atee!

I don’t know whether I want to hug it or back away slowly or throw a rock at it or what.

….Looks so smushy though. Like a nice sofa for me to sleep on. Also reminds me of a giant slug. Slug pug. Splug.

[via @hey_yes_wat]

(Reblogged from brainboww)
Land cows, beware of sea cows. RESIST THE SEA COW’S BEAUTY. Comic by The Loney Infermo. [via Tim Weal] (This is probably the only time I’ll be able to post the same thing on this blog and A Hamburger Today.) View high resolution

Land cows, beware of sea cows. RESIST THE SEA COW’S BEAUTY. Comic by The Loney Infermo. [via Tim Weal]

(This is probably the only time I’ll be able to post the same thing on this blog and A Hamburger Today.)

Here’s a heartwarming musical tale about Christmas Manatee from Rather Good. Make sure to memorize the song or else Christmas Manatee might poo down your chimney.

Thanks to the tourism board of Fort Myers & Sanibel, you can send someone a personalized manatee message at…manateemessage.com. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill e-card; it’s got customizable backgrounds, accessories to dress up your manatee with, and TEXT TO SPEECH TECHNOLOGY so your manatee can sound like a manatee-bot. (They also provide prerecorded messages that sound less robotic, more like they’re from a vaguely British manatee named Hugh.) Here’s my message for all you Occasional Manatee readers.

Thanks to the tourism board of Fort Myers & Sanibel, you can send someone a personalized manatee message at…manateemessage.com. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill e-card; it’s got customizable backgrounds, accessories to dress up your manatee with, and TEXT TO SPEECH TECHNOLOGY so your manatee can sound like a manatee-bot. (They also provide prerecorded messages that sound less robotic, more like they’re from a vaguely British manatee named Hugh.)

Here’s my message for all you Occasional Manatee readers.

Rastafarian manatee

…for the one you love.

Please never wear this manatee or mermaid costume. Unless you want to freak people out. Then go for it.

Please never wear this manatee or mermaid costume.

Unless you want to freak people out. Then go for it.

So this is what happens when I search for “manatee animation” on YouTube: I unearth some of the most ghastly 3D animation and storytelling I’ve ever seen.

…But it’s got a manatee in it, so there ye go. I suggest skipping to the manatee part at 4:20, unless you want the images of baked-looking yellow and orange blob creatures with blue appendages burned in your mind. Dialogue snippet:

“I’m Mike the Manatee, and I have seven layers of blubber to keep me warm, and I’m on a mission with Christopher Columbus to help him discover the new land.”

…Enjoy.

This Whimsical Women’s Manatee Theme watch can be yours for just $37.49. The description warns, “sell out risk very high!” BUY IT NOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD—your wrist is nothing without it. [via Liz] View high resolution

This Whimsical Women’s Manatee Theme watch can be yours for just $37.49. The description warns, “sell out risk very high!” BUY IT NOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD—your wrist is nothing without it. [via Liz]

A natural wonder: MANATEE IN SPACE. lethifolds: sewgroovy: tinfoilregatta: fuhipstergraphics: Manatee! You can only float underwater! Stop it! Float to me! Float into my arms! I love you, manatee!

A natural wonder: MANATEE IN SPACE.

lethifolds:

sewgroovy:

tinfoilregatta:

fuhipstergraphics:

Manatee! You can only float underwater! Stop it!

Float to me! Float into my arms! I love you, manatee!

(Reblogged from lethifolds)